You *really* thought I wouldn't have done my research before recording??

**FOOLS!!**  Mwahahahaa....

I had already found out about the new pricing scheme from an inside source in the deep web way before my review, and given the changes and all the red tape usually involved with such things, I knew it was worth putting that information out there for humankind to behold.

And since your assumption of my lineage was an extra benefit (I'm not Italian), I can now leak this cable from the "Fratellanza di Correzioni"...

https://www.kevra.org/TheBestOfNext/DifferentNeXTSpellings/DifferentNeXTSpellings.html

HACK THE PLANET!! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!! I WANT TO BELIEVE!!1

(Thanks for the recursively recursive review.  My skin is pretty thick. ;-) )